Voyager #1: Astrometrics is Down, Again! (retired)
Description:
EMH's voice echoes from the holographic emitter:
"I’m a doctor, not a stellar cartographer! But apparently, someone deleted the astrometrics database and corrupted the sensors. Again. Lieutenant Paris claims it was 'space moths.' I don’t want to know. Let's just calculate the danger level before we fly into a supernova, shall we?"
Mission Briefing
Here we are again. Janeway has asked you, the Emergency Medical Hologram aboard the NCC-74656, to rebuild the Stellar Hazard Assessment algorithm using only corrupted sensor data.
"I keep telling her my programmer subroutines only handle JavaScript, but apparently, that’s not 'good enough' for her. So, here I am. Programming on a starship. Meanwhile, the ship’s computer is convinced almost every star system is *'just a nebula'*—and up until a minute ago, it insisted comets were just 'mildly dangerous snowballs.' Whatever. The danger levels are accurate enough now, even if the ship's sensors remain... overenthusiastic. The task is simple enough. Each celestial object has an emoji shorthand. We'll combine their danger values and calculate the total risk (0–100) — just don’t blow up the ship, okay? I’m still technically a doctor, not a pyrotechnics expert."
Input
A string of emojis representing nearby hazards:"🌌🌠⚡✨💥" // Nebula + Comet + Ion Storm + Pulsar + Supernova
Danger Values
Emoji | Object | Danger | Example |
---|---|---|---|
🌌 | Nebula | 10 | Ionized gas clouds |
🌠 | Comet | 20 | Dirty snowball incoming |
⚡ | Ion Storm | 30 | Shields at 47%! |
✨ | Pulsar | 40 | Spicy neutron star |
💥 | Supernova | 50 | Bright Flash of Doom |
Rules:
- Sum all emoji values. Cap at
100
("Warp core breach? So soon? Someone call engineering!"). - Unknown emojis? Ignore them. ("I didn’t program this!")
Stats:
Created | Mar 29, 2025 |
Warriors Trained | 13 |
Total Skips | 0 |
Total Code Submissions | 84 |
Total Times Completed | 10 |
JavaScript Completions | 10 |
Total Stars | 0 |
% of votes with a positive feedback rating | 25% of 6 |
Total "Very Satisfied" Votes | 0 |
Total "Somewhat Satisfied" Votes | 3 |
Total "Not Satisfied" Votes | 3 |
Total Rank Assessments | 6 |
Average Assessed Rank | 7 kyu |
Highest Assessed Rank | 7 kyu |
Lowest Assessed Rank | 8 kyu |