Try to read comments below. The thing, is that if YOU understand it doesn't mean others too. Just think of the other ppl.

How am I suppose to know what you meant creating this kata? You consider it as 8kyu level?
I thought that 8kyu is for noobs who want to learn something to help them move on.
The satisfaction of this kata is telling me smth else.
Why are you colecting points here if you don't want to showoff? You want to know everything but you don't want to be good at one language? If it's your path..
What is your point of create katas? Do you like to complicate ppl lives :D?

I can't even check the "bool" if it's true or not... You want me to set this on my own? Same with the func1/func2.

I think it's kinda pointless to learn every language avaible bcs you do not write program in the same exact way as you do in other language. Don't you think you can lose yourself?

"But sometimes I love to see how things are different in different language, that's a good experience, you might wanna try that."
Nah, I think I don't have enough time and skills right now to jump from one language to the other just to see the difference. Maybe in 5-10 years when I'll be good at one I try others if I don't quit earlier :).

Do you work with python, js, etc.?

Typical, 52 languages trained... 2-5katas for language xD. You want to showoff or smth XD? I am not sure if you noticed that you are at "8kyu" level.
Langauges are not the same! If you are in Python do katas in Python instead of doing it for every language. That's my opinion.
Writting descriptions isn't your good site as well.
2,100 kata completed xDDD =/= 1dan. xD

I think you like to write mini stories, but... I lost myself few times... 2 hours took me to solve this... I don't think the mini-books should be on 8kyu lvl.

I miss the part

return the number of people who sit strictly behind you and ||>>>> in your column <<<<|| or to the left, assuming all seats are occupied.

I don't see it as "great for many 8kyu ones"

The 'return' gives you TRUE or FALSE after the condition is fullfield or not.

He had to showoff.

This isn't his fault that his solution passed all tests.

Creation of the task is pointless.