Nice, Battlesquid's fastest.

Pls what is the rationale of using eval. I've always read that eval is evil...

This is ok

Thanks for fun!

Neato! Edited my code, but results are mixed.
https://jsperf.com/return-ok-kumite/3

@WanzeNwosu and @Battlesquid, I think we should score our moves by speed and bytes(?).
I made a jsPerf: https://jsperf.com/return-ok-kumite