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As you can see, the meaning of ans is not clear for anyone and it's only 3 characters shorter than answer. So one might not consider this kind of names worth using in more complicated code. However, I don't think one should care about it in a case like this.

I don't get it. Whats wrong with having ans as your variable name?

instead of matching a simple string with +, why didn't you used [a-zA-Z]{4,} ? this way you dont need to test for the word length in the function

its been a year since you included this comment, but the wizard's evil power is also 10, not 11

missing python test cases

test.assert_equals(caffeineBuzz(1), "mocha_missing!")
test.assert_equals(caffeineBuzz(2), "mocha_missing!")
test.assert_equals(caffeineBuzz(3), "Java")
test.assert_equals(caffeineBuzz(4), "mocha_missing!")
test.assert_equals(caffeineBuzz(5), "mocha_missing!")
test.assert_equals(caffeineBuzz(6), "JavaScript")
test.assert_equals(caffeineBuzz(7), "mocha_missing!")
test.assert_equals(caffeineBuzz(8), "mocha_missing!")
test.assert_equals(caffeineBuzz(9), "Java")
test.assert_equals(caffeineBuzz(10), "mocha_missing!")
test.assert_equals(caffeineBuzz(11), "mocha_missing!")
test.assert_equals(caffeineBuzz(12), "CoffeeScript")

using sqrt(n), instead of n/2 was a really clever idea

Probably from Matlab, where ans refers to the most recent answer.

wow... please dont do this again

'ans' may be a shortname for 'answer'

why 'ans' as the variable name ?