Try to apply to some Chinease company, bro! You will be a millionaire, because they pay for a volume of code. I worked with Chinease code a few years ago. Even now I feel that it's better to get psychological attention :)

Good try to show your ability to dive deeply but I'd suggest not to show anything like this in real interview, unless you explicitly declare that this code is not portable and it's very bad idea to use this syntax in production